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	The Infinite Monkey Theorem - Albarino Style: White Wine ABV: 15.00% Albarino (Alvarinho) is a green-skinned grape variety native to Galicia on the north Atlantic coast of Spain.
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	The Infinite Monkey Theorem - Cabernet Franc Style: Cabernet Franc ABV: 13.40% Our 2014 Cabernet Franc has subtle violet and plum aromas. With fruit and spice covering the palate this wine flirts between the robust and the elegant. A hugely versatile offering which will pair with everything from a taco, to a beautiful rack of lamb.
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	The Infinite Monkey Theorem - Chardonnay Style: Chardonnay This opulent, full-bodied chardonnay delivers amazing richness, focus, complexity and range of flavor. Concentrated pear, fig, spice and citrus notes have a nice smoky, toasty overlay. The finish is long, bold and complex.
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	The Infinite Monkey Theorem - Prosecco Style: Prosecco ABV: 13.40%
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	The Infinite Monkey Theorem - Rose Style: Rosé ABV: 13.20% Fuschia is the new pink when it comes to this rose'. The color is almost as remarkable as the distinct aromas of strawberry that hit your nose with each sip. And if that isn't enough, your taste buds will come to life with the cherry and watermelon flavors that make this rose' a great summer picnic addition.
Currently on tap in 1 location. The Beer Spa

	The Infinite Monkey Theorem - Sauvignon Blanc Style: Sauvignon Blanc The floral and citrus notes of the Semillion compliment tropical nuances of the Sauvignon Blanc beautifully, to create a fresh and vibrant every day white wine. The first sip reminds me of cutting into a perfectly ripe honeydew melon. Bright in acid, it lends itself to friends, movies and daydreaming of Springtime.
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	The Infinite Monkey Theorem - Snooze Booze Style: Sparkling Wine ABV: 11.00% Snooze Booze is made of Albariño grapes, will find its way into the restaurant’s mimosas and cocktails, such as the melon baller with fresh-squeezed watermelon juice, elderflower liqueur, and sparking wine.
Currently on tap in 1 location. Pour Taproom - Knoxville

	The Infinite Monkey Theorem - Syrah Style: Red Wine ABV: 14.00%
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	The Infinite Monkey Theorem - The Blind Watchmaker Style: White Wine ABV: 14.20% Very fragrant nose with loads of tropical fruit. The palate follows suit offering flavors of tangerine, papaya and guava. Pure and rich.
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	The Infinite Monkey Theorem - The Blind Watchmaker Red Style: ABV: 14.20% A crowd pleaser in so many ways. Full bodied with big rounded tannins combined with plenty of fruity notes, this wine is both a 'stand-alone' or 'pair with anything' rockstar. The nose offers a lot of crushed berries, with undertones of green tea. Definitely an anytime blend for any occasion.
Currently on tap in 1 location. The Beer Spa

	The Infinite Monkey Theorem - White Style: White Wine ABV: 13.40% Loads of upfront starfruit on the nose with white peach, citrus and cardamom following. The light carbonation lifts the citrus fruits on the palate to a smooth and refreshing finish. Special feature: Shotgunnable.
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