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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - All Shenanigans No Malarkey
Style: Irish Red Ale
ABV: 5.50%     

Calling all Hooligans! Your favorite Irish beer is here. All Shenanigans No Malarkey is a traditional Irish Red Ale. It is malty with a somewhat dry finish. This easy drinking ale will turn you into a gifted slinger of blarney.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Are You Ready Kids?
Style: Sour
ABV: 9.00%     

Introducing our imperial pineapple coconut sour called, "Are you ready kids?" This delicious beer rested on over 400lbs of pineapple and over 100 lbs of coconut. You better watch out, this bad boy is 9% and if you have too many, you'll be asking if mayonnaise is an instrument.!

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Bang Bang
Style: New England IPA
ABV: 7.30%      IBU: 40.0

New England style IPA brewed with Citra, Mosaic,El Dorado, and Idaho 7 hops. Lots of flavor and little bitterness. Fruity notes of citrus, mango, tropical fruits, and good weed. 2-row malt, light wheat and lots of oats for that silky smooth mouth feel. Very easy to drink but don’t bogart it please.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Barley Quinn
Style: Barleywine
ABV: 14.00%     

With a rich, complex flavor profile and a smooth, warming finish, this brew is the perfect companion for a chilly evening. Aged in bourbon barrels for a year, this barleywine boasts notes of dark fruit. At a generous 14 percent ABV, this brew is not for the faint of heart. But for those daring enough to try it, the Barley Quinn is sure to make a lasting impression.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Bitchin Betty
Style: Brown Ale
ABV: 5.40%     


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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Black Hops
Style: Black IPA
ABV: 6.50%     

Your mission... DRINK THIS BEER! Black Hops is a delicious Black IPA that is roasty, toasty and most importantly HOPPY! Dry Hopped with Citra, CTZ and Cascade hops.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Blitzkrieg Hop
Style: Double IPA
ABV: 9.10%     

Aye Oh, Let's Go! Prepare yourself to jam out to this imperial IPA pumped with Zappa and Mosaic Hops. This tropical IPA is hazy and citrusy with a unique touch of mint.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Blood Orange Sex Magick
Style: Milkshake IPA
ABV: 8.00%     

**Available 5/20** Our first milkshake IPA is packed with blood orange and vanilla flavor! Hopped with Lotus, Citra and Cascade hops, this smooth and tasty milkshake IPA will become your "Soul Bride"!

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Court Shoes Only
Style: Double IPA
ABV: 9.20%     

"Court Shoes Only" is a 9.2% double IPA, made to raise funds for ACEing Autism and the Queen City Brewer's Fest. We're so glad we got a chance to collab with our good friends at Middle James Brewing to create this delicious beer. For our version of Court Shoes Only, we added Mosaic to the Dry Hop. This beer is hazy, smooth, and full of tropical fruit flavors.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Crushin' It
Style: Hard Seltzer
ABV: 5.00%     

I scream, You scream, We all scream for ICE CREAM! No need to chase the ice cream truck to try this orange creamsicle seltzer.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Dmango Unchained
Style: Sour
ABV: 4.80%     

Mango Passionfruit Sour

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Doctor Love
Style: Sour
ABV: 4.00%     

Doctor Love is our cherry cordial sour. It was made with Cherry puree and cacao nibs. This delicious cherry cordial sour is a cure-all, whether you want to mix up your love lofe or cure a broken heart. It is so good it will gace you on your knees begging for more.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Fun51weizen
Style: Hefeweizen
ABV: 5.20%     


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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - GF Cinnamon Girl Blond
Style: Blonde Ale
ABV: 4.80%     

Gluten Free Pineapple Cinnamon Blonde Ale

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Hell Yeah!
Style: Gluten Free Ale
ABV: 6.50%     

We paired buckwheat, millet, and rice with Mosaic and El Dorado hops to create a show stopping gluten free IPA. Its hazy, citrusy, and will you want another? HELL YEAH!

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Hellfire Club
Style: Sour
ABV: 4.80%     

Peach Maple Cobbler waffle sour ale

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Hopnado
Style: American IPA
ABV: 6.80%     

Juicy style IPA.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Hot Girl Summer
Style: Hard Seltzer
ABV: 6.00%     

Pina Colada Hard Seltzer. This Seltzer is Celiac Safe!

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Land of Enchantment
Style: Sour Fruited
ABV: 4.80%     

Come Little Children, I'll take thee away to a Land of Enchantment...Our newest Sour Ale is an ode to everyone's favorite Halloween Movie, Hocus Pocus! This new fruity sour has a touch of cinnamon, making it the perfect beer for spooky season. It wasn't brewed in a cauldron - but it will still put a spell on anyone who drinks it.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Low Cow
Style: Gluten Free Ale
ABV: 4.20%     

Low Calorie Gluten Free Ale

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Ludwig
Style: Marzen
ABV: 5.80%     


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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Ms Rosie
Style: Golden Lager
ABV: 5.30%     

This beer is our tribute to Rosie the Rivetor. Miss Rosie was created using buckwheat, pale millet, and caramillet. It is light, refreshing, and crisp. This beer is Celiac Safe

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - My Goat
Style: Bock
ABV: 6.90%     

Sticking closely to the process of brewing a Maibock, this beer was brewed back in October and has been lagering for over 4 months. Our Maibock is a smooth, clean German Style Lager with a malty backbone. It's a very smooth and easy to drink BIG lager!

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - My Goat MaiBack Lager
Style: Lager
ABV: 6.90%     


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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Not Your Mamas Kitchen
Style: Blonde Ale
ABV: 4.36%      IBU: 45.0

Gluten Free!

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Pineapple Space Cake
Style: Hard Seltzer
ABV: 6.00%     

Pineapple Hard Seltzer

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Poppin Bottles
Style: Fruited Sour
ABV: 4.50%     

Gluten Free Fruited Sour Ale

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Portal Juice
Style: Hard Seltzer
ABV: 5.50%     

Tropical Blast Hard Seltzer - This seltzer is packed with blue raspberry and citrus flavors!

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Porter of the Phoenix
Style: American Porter
ABV: 6.50%     

Our Harry Potter themed Porter is the perfect beer for the season! Boasting roasty and chocolate flavor notes, this magical beer is perfect for Harry Potter fans and beer enthusiasts!

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Reveille Peanut Butter Cup
Style: Oatmeal Stout
ABV: 5.80%     

We took our classic oatmeal stout, Reveille, and decided to elevate it by making it taste like everyone's favorite candy. We put over 7lbs per barrel of peanut flour and over 1lb per barrel of liquid cacao combining these two great tastes that taste great together.

Currently on tap in 1 location.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Reveille Stout
Style: Oatmeal Stout
ABV: 6.50%     

Oatmeal stout

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Shake That Axe
Style: American Light Lager
ABV: 4.80%     


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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Sleepless In Seattle
Style: Imperial Stout
ABV: 10.50%      IBU: 50.0

Imperial Stout infused with cocoa nibs and locally roasted coffee beans from Pure Intentions.

Currently on tap in 1 location.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Space Pineapple
Style: Hard Seltzer
ABV: 6.00%     

Gluten free pineapple hard seltzer

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Armored Cow Brewing Co - Sun Spun Lager
Style: American Light Lager
ABV: 4.80%      IBU: 6.0

Shake That Axe made with lemon and lime zest and puree.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - The Banana Fluffer
Style: Berliner Weissbier
ABV: 9.00%     

Imperial Berliner Weiss brewed with peanut flower, lactose, marshmallows, and over 30lbs of banana puree per barrel. At 9 percent ours is bigger and as homogenous as the hair on Ron Jeremys back.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - The GF Outlander
Style: Gluten Free Ale
ABV: 6.00%      IBU: 10.0

Grab your Ugg's, vest, and favorite flannel - its time to get basic! In the best way of course - with our Gluten Free Pumpkin Spice Ale. This beer was brewed with over 2lbs per bbl of pumpkin puree, ground cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger and a kiss of Madagascar vanilla extract. The Outlander was brewed in our GF brewhouse with GF grains - making it fully GF and Celiac safe!

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - The Lancaster
Style: Blonde Ale
ABV: 5.60%     

Blueberry Vanilla Ice Cream Blonde Ale

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - The Yada Yada
Style: New England Pale
ABV: 5.50%     

This East Coast Pale Ale is full of flavor. Citrusy, piney, and tropical fruit flavors with a touch of bitterness. The hops we used were Citra, Mosaic, El Dorado, Simcoe, Yada Yada Yada.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Things We Dont Say
Style: New England Pale
ABV: 5.80%     

Our version of Things we dont say is a hazy pale ale with dank fruity notes. This project was started to bring awareness to the stigma behind mental health. Its okay to not be okay

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Violet Evergarden
Style: Wheat Ale
ABV: 6.00%     

Step into an enchanting worls with our new Violet Evergarden Blueberry Marshmallow Wheat Ale. This Unique wheat ale is crafted with luscious blueberry and sweet marshmallows, offering a delightful trist on a classic. Just like a profound heartfelt story, every sip delivers a profound experience.

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - What Plants Crave
Style: Seltzer
ABV: 6.00%     

What Plants Crave is a collaboration with Percent Taphouse. This blue raspberry seltzer will quench your thirst and keep you going all night. Even your plants will crave this delicious seltzer. But why do they crave it? Come and find out

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - What's the Craic
Style: Irish Red Ale
ABV: 4.80%     


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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Wheat Keep You Berry Safe
Style: Hefeweizen
ABV: 5.40%     

"Wheat keep you berry safe" is a collaboration effort with the Carolina Panthers Athletic Association to educate the public on the role and importance of an athletic trainer! We are highlighting the impact they have on saving lives. We added Raspberry to our already show stopping Hefeweizen. The perfect beer to drink while cheering on your favorite team and trainers!

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Whole Lotta Rosie
Style: Blonde Ale
ABV: 4.80%     

Coffee blonde ale - gluten free!

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - You put Da Lime in Da Coconut
Style: Sour Fruited
ABV: 5.10%      IBU: 11.0

Think of the Beach, Coconut Lime sour will get you there

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Armored Cow Brewing Co. - Yummy Yum
Style: Sour
ABV: 4.80%     

Our staff was brainstorming names for this beer when Justin Bieber's song "Yummy" came on. It was obvious what we had to do. This celiac safe sour ale's definitely got that yummy-yum. Want a pint? Say the word, on my way!

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