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Spiteful Brewing - Alley Time!
Style: American Pale Ale
ABV: 6.00%     

This beer is brewed with Pilsen malts and a single addition of Simcoe hops, perfect for sharing those explicative-heavy stories with a cold one in hand. Alley time can be any time, but it can only be one place. And whether you are a corporate lemming or an interpretive dancer, find an alley and make it yours.

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Spiteful Brewing - Arrogant Aaron
Style: American IPA
ABV: 7.30%     

American IPA with El Dorado, Amarillo, and Chinook hops.

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Spiteful Brewing - Bitter Biker
Style: Imperial IPA
ABV: 9.60%      IBU: 88.0

Cyclists Beware! This city is a minefield: potholes, ruthless cabbies, pedestrians texting - and a head wind from hell. Arm yourself! This Double India Pale Ale was brewed for you. Loaded with Zythos, Columbus, and Falconer Flight 7C's hops. Bitter Biker is our homage to the trials of the year round biker. Ride safe, stay bitter, and watch out for oblivious fools!

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Spiteful Brewing - Bleacher Bum - Peach
Style: Blonde Ale
ABV: 5.00%     

Fruited blonde ale with peach

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Spiteful Brewing - G.F.Y. Coffee Stout
Style: Coffee Stout
ABV: 8.00%     

Brewed with cold-brewed coffee roasted by Metropolis Coffee Company.

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Spiteful Brewing - God Damn Chocolate Pigeon
Style: Chocolate Porter
ABV: 8.20%     

Merlin came to Chicago in pigeon form looking to satisfy his sweet tooth. He flew through the city chocolatizing everything in his path. To stop him from ruining the brewery, we presented our Pigeon Porter as a peace offering. He obliged and created the most creamy, chocolaty Pigeon Porter to date. So enjoy this fudgy delight for now... Before those god damn pigeons come back for more.

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Spiteful Brewing - God Damn Maple Syrup Pigeon
Style: American Porter
ABV: 8.20%     

The war on pigeons has gone international. We suited up in Canadian tuxedos and headed north, equipped with traps baited by poutine and butter tarts. While the surviving pigeons poured out some maple syrup for their homies, we brewed a batch of maple syrup pigeon porter for ours. Those hosers never stood a chance.

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Spiteful Brewing - God Damn Pigeon
Style: Porter
ABV: 8.20%     

Using traditional English Amber malt we built a robust ale. But being the unruly American we are, we put our own hoppy twist on it. A late addition of Simcoe enhances the roasted character with a resinous aroma. One pint of this delightful porter will take your mind off the everyday nuisances of city life, from Chicago to London especially these f-ing pigeons!

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Spiteful Brewing - God Damn Raspberry Pigeon Porter
Style: American Porter
ABV: 8.20%     

Those God Damn Pigeons are at it again, and this time they are dropping raspberries into the tank. Notes of roasty chocolate are met with a tart berry sweetness. It's a God Damn delight. Be on the lookout for what those f-ing pigeons will drop next!

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Spiteful Brewing - God Damn Vanilla Pigeon Porter
Style: American Porter
ABV: 8.20%     


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Spiteful Brewing - Hazy IPA with Passion Fruit
Style: New England IPA
ABV: 6.20%      IBU: 20.0

Shimmering with tropical passion fruit flavor, Spiteful Hazy IPA with Passion Fruit is bordering on tart without being sour. Lightly hazy, and hoppy as all get out. I love it! Simon Cowell would love it!

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Spiteful Brewing - Landlords Are For Wieners
Style: American IPA
ABV: 6.50%     

Collaboration with Links Taproom. El Dorado hopped IPA.

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Spiteful Brewing - Malevolence: Chocolate Caliente
Style: Russian Imperial Stout
ABV: 10.50%     

Russian imperial stout with added vanilla beans, cinnamon, and cocoa nibs along with a unique blend of peppers.

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Spiteful Brewing - Oktoberfest
Style: Marzen
ABV: 5.50%     

A nod to Munich, this golden lager goes down easy. Order a stein and toast the season! Prost

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Spiteful Brewing - Schadenfroh
Style: German Pilsner
ABV: 4.80%     

A translation of “spiteful” into German, this is our first take on one of the world’s greatest beer styles.

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Spiteful Brewing - Selfies Are For Wieners
Style: Double IPA
ABV: 9.40%     

We see you on the Internet, pixelated and hungry for attention. You just posted another selfie, and can't wait for the validation. "Beautiful." "HOTT." "SEXY." But not this time. This selfie is going to cost you a punch to the nuts and a loss in self-worth. We discovered that our honey IPA is a natural duck face repellent. Citric and dry, with a delightful addition of honey. .

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Spiteful Brewing - Spiteful IPA
Style: American IPA
ABV: 6.20%      IBU: 60.0

The flagship. Bold and bright Citra and Amarillo hop aromas remind you to drink it fresh.

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Spiteful Brewing - Spiteful Lager
Style: Pale Lager
ABV: 4.70%     


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Spiteful Brewing - Tangerine Radler
Style: Radler
ABV: 2.70%     

A thirst quenching blend of later and aromatic housemade tangerine soda. No added sugar.

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Spiteful Brewing - Twang
Style: Gose
ABV: 4.50%     

A tropically tart wheat ale brewed with guava. Dry, lightly sour, and refreshing as hell! Twang is a kettle-soured Gose.

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Spiteful Brewing - Working for the Weekend
Style: Double IPA
ABV: 7.90%     

Pop the top on this DIPA and you’re hit by a massive wave of dank and tropical hop aromas. Mango, papaya and pine dance across the palate - with peppery spiciness leading into a racy and resinous finish.

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