Clown Shoes

	Clown Shoes - 12 Color Rainbow Style: Imperial IPA ABV: 8.00% West Coast-style Double IPA oozing with hop flavors from Centennial, Columbus, Galaxy, and and a healthy dose of Dank and Stormy from Hopzoil.
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	Clown Shoes - A Fistful of Unidragon Style: Russian Imperial Stout ABV: 12.50% IBU: 55.0 Sweet boubon barrel aged stout that packs quite a punch! Notes of chocolate and carmel surface behind a decidedly bourbon backbone. It even has a bit of the burn you would expect from taking a shot. Take it easy on this one! It's delicious but it'll knock you on your bottom!
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Clown Shoes - Almond Flour Stout
Style: Milk Stout
ABV: 10.00%

Moooooooo! Moooooooo! Moooooooo! The cow is jealous, because this stout was made with her nemesis, The Evilness Itself: Almond Flour! Yes, we did it, we made a concoction out of water and almond flour, then had Angel and Crasher taste test it for us. Wow! It was good. So we brewed this Stout with it for you, California. Lactose-free! Mooooooooooooooooo!

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	Clown Shoes - American Mosaic Style: Imperial IPA ABV: 8.50% This beer features 7 premium hop varieties and a Belgian yeast strain. From the right to wear monk robes with stars and stripes, shamelessly eat greasy cheeseburgers and unrestricted use of the selfie stick, this beer represents the freedom to explore America.
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	Clown Shoes - Ancient Hills Style: Imperial Stout ABV: 10.00%
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Clown Shoes - Archdruid
Style: Imperial Red Ale
ABV: 9.00%

The Archdruid needed to ride to the ceremonies at the National Eisteddfod of Wales, eager to preside over The Crowning of the Bard. Short of timber, he used ancient magic to lash immobilized leprechauns into a river worthy craft. Notice the bejeweled chalice floating by the side of the Archdruid? It's filled with this Irish red ale we aged in Irish Whiskey barrels. An nidh is anamh, is é is iongataighe.

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	Clown Shoes - Baked Goods Style: Hoppy Pale Ale ABV: 5.50% Baked Goods is a sessionable hoppy pale ale dry hopped with Mosaic, Azacca, Idaho 7 and Centennial hops, which add tropical fruit flavors and aroma.
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Clown Shoes - Banshee and the Beast
Style: American Imperial Stout
ABV: 11.00%

The Beast is back! But it's not too pleased with this new companion...the Banshee. She's led them into a mysterious Irish wilderness, and now they're becoming translucent. Creepy. But in a most peculiar fashion: Magnificent. This Imperial Stout is a powerful pairing in its own right, with robust dark malt flavors and the rich and complex notes of Irish Whiskey and Bourbon barrel aging.

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Clown Shoes - Billionaire
Style: Barleywine
ABV: 12.00%

There are 1011 Billionaire on Planet Earth as of this writing. We guess that most of you, like us here at Clown Shoes, aren’t even close to being on that list and yet dream, every now and then, billionaire dreams. Our fourth anniversary beer was crafted to make you feel wealthy: a sweet, rich and heavily malted Barely Wine Ale brewed with English yeast then aged in European Cognac barrels.

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	Clown Shoes - Blaecorn Unidragon Style: Russian Imperial Stout ABV: 12.50% Brewed with a monstrous amount of malt and combined with aggressive American hops, this beer is powerful and complex and designed to age. Smokiness is subtle but present and blends nicely with the rich, dark flavors.
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Clown Shoes - Bluegrass Billionaire
Style: Barleywine
ABV: 12.50% IBU: 34.0

English Style Barleywine Ale - Aged In Bourbon Barrels. The third installation of Billionaire features Bourbon instead of Congac. The luxurious English Barleywine malt profile remains unchanged. Our GM, Matt Smith, in his eagerness "borrowed" the Clown Shoes Copter, flying to a secret lawn and mansion in KY, where he believed the barrels to be stashed. Haha! Sorry Matt, the final aging happened in a diamond mind deep in Africa.

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Clown Shoes - Breakfast Beast
Style: American Imperial Stout
ABV: 10.50%

The beer is Breakfast Beast, a blend of Blaecorn Unidragon Russian imperial stout (12.5 percent ABV), Undead Party Crasher imperial stout (10 percent ABV) and an “experimental new stout” that was aged in bourbon barrels. In addition, cold brewed coffee sourced from Barrington Coffee Roasting Co. in Lee, Mass. was added to the beer before being bottled.

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Clown Shoes - Breakfast Exorcism 2018
Style: Imperial Stout
ABV: 11.00%

We don't know what's up with all the demons showing up in front of Sunset Grill, but we are happy to help exorcise each and every spawn of Hell. After breaking the spirit of one particularly viscous breakfast sandwich, we brewed a batch of Undead Party Crasher, aged it 100% in rye barrels, then added Kalledevarapura Espresso from our friends at Barrington Coffee Roasting Company.

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	Clown Shoes - Brunch Exorcism Style: Imperial Stout ABV: 10.20% American imperial Stout aged in bourbon, maple, and irish whiskey Barrels with coffee.
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	Clown Shoes - Bubble Farm Style: American IPA ABV: 6.70%
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	Clown Shoes - Burton's Harvest Ale Style: American IPA ABV: 4.85%
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Clown Shoes - Cam the Conqueror
Style: Triple IPA
ABV: 10.00%

Cam will come, and he will conquer. If not by land, perhaps by sea. If not by boat, perhaps by jousting atop an alligator. Regardless of method, conquer he shall, and bestow upon thee this Triple IPA. Hop intensity abounds from additions of Mosaic, El Dorado, and Azacca hops, with tropical and juicy fruit flavors and a pleasantly light hop bitterness. A sweet malt finish makes for a balanced drinkability.

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	Clown Shoes - Chocolate Sombrero Style: Chocolate Stout ABV: 9.00% Roasted dark malts plus extra chocolate malts plus ancho chile plus cinnamon plus vanilla extract plus a chocolate loving, beer drinking, Clown Shoes wearing, multi-limbed, gorgeous and glorious Mexican wrestler on the label. That’s the recipe for a Chocolate Sombrero!
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	Clown Shoes - Churro Sombrero Style: Milk Stout ABV: 7.00% Mexican-Style Chocolate Stout with Vanilla Beans and Cinnamon.
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Clown Shoes - Clementine
Style: White Ale
ABV: 6.00% IBU: 20.0

Clementine is Clown Shoes Beer’s Belgian style White Ale. Light-bodied and crisp, this is a terrific White Ale with plenty of zest! Hazy in appearance and healthily carbonated, it utilizes Chambly yeast to energetically shape its wheat malt base. Incorporated in the brewing process is Clementine, sweet orange peel, a hint of Coriander, and Summit hops.

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Clown Shoes - Coffee Pecan Pie Porter
Style: Porter
ABV: 8.00%

Each year we tweak our Pecan Pie Porter. For 2015, we added cold brewed coffee from Atomic Cafe in Beverly, MA. Smooth porter flavors with sweet roast and rich nutty notes resulted. Genghis Pecan, after attacking beer thieving turkeys for 3 years in a row, has now achieved ultimate victory. He reclines eating pie, sipping a cup of coffee under autumn leaves Genghis we salute your valiant Mongolian spirit!

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Clown Shoes - Crasher in the Rye 2017
Style: Imperial Oatmeal Stout
ABV: 11.50%

Ahh, what better smell is there than chupacabras, defeated, burning in a field of rye? Ummm perhaps the complex aromatics of Crasher in the Rye? For 2017, we brewed the base beer, Undead Party Crasher, and replaced the smoked malt with rye malt to complement the roasted chocolate core of the brew. Then we aged the beer in 100% rye barrels to create a new version of Crasher in the Rye.

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	Clown Shoes - Crunkle Sam Style: American Barleywine Ale ABV: 11.00% We brewed Crunkle Sam, an American Barleywine Ale dry hopped with Citra hops, to celebrate America. America, we love you: thank you for allowing Clown Shoes to set off a few fireworks in the craft beer world.
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	Clown Shoes - Crunkle Same Style: American Barleywine ABV: 11.00% Dry Hopped with Citra Hops
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Clown Shoes - Don't Fear the Blender
Style: Milkshake IPA
ABV: 7.00%

The Grim Reaper is a complicated guy. Sure, he used to reap, but he got tired of all of the death, decided to quit and go on a craft beer journey. Don’t Fear the Blender showcases strong fruit flavors through additions of Guava, Mango, and Pineapple Puree. This Tropical Fruit Smoothie IPA’s full, luscious body showcases citrus-forward hop notes and maintains a smooth and refreshing finish.

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	Clown Shoes - Don't Fear the Blender No. 2 Style: Milkshake IPA ABV: 7.00% Fruit smoothie IPA with strawberry and raspberry puree
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	Clown Shoes - Double Dry Hopped Galactica Style: Double IPA ABV: 8.00% Double Dry Hopped edition of Galactica.
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Clown Shoes - Double Dry Hopped YeeeHaaw
Style: New England IPA
ABV: 7.00%

Until the Space Otters nudged him back to the straight and narrow, Jim was destined for a life of Space Piracy. But he learned a valuable lesson from those darn otters: just because you’ve harnessed the power of a hobby-horse comet, doesn’t mean that power is destined for thievery and deception. Lasso yourself into that glorious stratosphere Jim, and continue your heroic deeds of intergalactic generosity! This year’s edition of our first ever New England IPA doubles down on it’s tropical citrus focus with a double dry hopping in the fermentation tank. With Citra, Azacca, and Mosaic hops leading the way, DDH YEEEHAAW! is an explosion of the fruit notes and smooth full-bodied flavor that is exemplary of this modern style.

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	Clown Shoes - Double Dry Hopped Zen Garden Style: New England IPA ABV: 6.75%
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Clown Shoes - Eagle Claw Fist
Style: Red Ale
ABV: 8.00%

Eagle Claw Fist utilizes the same Chico yeast that shaped Hoppy Feet and Brown Angel. Canadian Two Row, English Crystal, and a little English Black Patent malt provide a sweet, balanced backbone. Simcoe, Centennial, and Citra work together to create a unique hop assault, with an intense bitterness that manages to leave your palate in one piece and is harmonized by the flavors of tropical fruits and flowers. The finish is dry.

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Clown Shoes - Evil Crawfish
Style: Imperial Red Ale
ABV: 9.00%

Once upon a time a man walked into a bar where a friend of ours was tending the taps. He tried to order an Eagle Claw Fist, but got it wrong and asked for an Evil Crawfish. When we heard the story, after much laughter, we knew one day we’d make the beer. Finally, here it is, built off of ECF, but cleaner, meaner, less bitter, and dry-hopped with Citra, Simcoe, Mosaic and Nelson Sauvin.

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	Clown Shoes - Exorcism At Sunset Style: American Imperial Stout ABV: 12.50% Undead Party Crasher, aged 100% in bourbon barrels
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	Clown Shoes - Fruitorian Style: Fruited Sour ABV: 5.20% Fruited Sour Ale with Raspberry and Blood Orange Puree
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	Clown Shoes - Galactica Style: India Pale Ale ABV: 8.00% Galactica, a hop staff wielding heroine, patrols in karate kick mode through the heavens. Dry hopped with Galaxy hops, a clean malt backbone enhances the dark and luscious IPA flavors.
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	Clown Shoes - Galactica: Dank Nebula Style: American IPA ABV: 7.20% This modern twist on our classic West Coast style IPA features Galaxy, Simcoe, and Columbus hops, a rich malty base, plus Dank & Stormy Hopzoil™...all at a sessionable
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	Clown Shoes - Galacticake Style: Imperial IPA ABV: 9.00% Galactica grabbed Miracle Mike's dog, Bionic, and decided to join the battle against the Cupcake Spaceships. Why? Even we don't know... We do know that a happy accident led to the creation of this beer. A batch of Space Cake dry hopped with Galactica hops. The delicious result is coming straight for you Ohio!
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	Clown Shoes - Gordo Style: Stout ABV: 10.00% Imperial Aged Pumpkin Stout
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	Clown Shoes - Hammer of the Holy Style: Imperial Stout ABV: 11.00% An American imperial stout aged in forty year old Jamaican rum barrels, incorporates holy water, signature dark malts, and malt smoked with vampire killing stakes. Dear Undead, "Die, Monsters, die!" Sincerely, Clown Shoes.
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Clown Shoes - Hammer of the Shaolin
Style: Imperial Stout
ABV: 10.75% IBU: 30.0

We took our Undead Party Crasher Imperial Stout and aged it in Caribbean Rum barrels for a deep, dark molasses-ey finish. The Hammer of The Shaolin was not easy to acquire. Master Clown Shoes hitched a ride to Morocco, where he defeated an evil, giant screeching mantis that was guarding the relic. The hearing in his left ear may never return, and in his right it might never stop ringing. But most of the scars will heal. Master Clown Shoes survived, and now we watch as he uses the power of the hammer to mend the earth and clean the water of his homeland.

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Clown Shoes - Harvest Ale
Style: American Pale Ale
ABV: 4.85% IBU: 10.0

Brewed exclusively for the Red Heat Tavern group! This exclusive harvest ale pours a light amber color. The tropical flavor from the hop blend is accentuated by a rich malt presence. The malt blend lends this harvest ale to finish extra smooth while the hops promote a strong tropical nose. Perfectly balanced and packed with flavor, this beer is guaranteed to warm the soul for these cool fall days.

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	Clown Shoes - Harvest Blender Style: Milkshake IPA ABV: 7.00% IBU: 40.0 Plum, peach, and apricot purees. Citra and Galaxy hops and lactose.
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Clown Shoes - Haze Cake
Style: Imperial IPA
ABV: 9.00%

Haze Cake is our latest addition the Space Cake family. Wheat joins the signature Space Cake malt bill of sweet notes and shockingly smooth flavor, adding a fuller mouthfeel and hazy apperance in this Hazy Double IPA. Multiple dry hoppings of Mosaic and Citra make this beer a powerfully aromatic and tropically engaging tale of laser-aided rescue.

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	Clown Shoes - Hoppy Feet Style: Black IPA ABV: 7.00% Hoppy Feet has been lovingly crafted by combining Premium malt with lots of Amarillo and Columbus Hops. Grapefruit and Pine are balanced on the nose and on the palate by a nutty, dark chocolate, roasted backbone.
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	Clown Shoes - Jade Tortoise Style: American IPA ABV: 7.50% 2-Row, Vienna, C-40, Carapils malt, Columbus, El Dorado, Mosaic, and Huell Melon Hops, Lemongrass and Lychee Purees
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Clown Shoes - Josh the Guava King
Style: Double IPA
ABV: 8.00%

This label, which depicts Josh Baggett shredding a guitar in outer space as he pedals a pink training-wheeled bicycle while baby unicorns are born in his wake and the monkey on his back juggles guavas and his crown, fairly represents Josh's rigorous path promoting craft beer to TX. Josh, we love you man! Brewed with fresh guava puree, with Mosaic hops.

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	Clown Shoes - La Pinguina En Fuego Style: American Imperial Stout ABV: 11.00% IBU: 65.0 People have been asking us to make a truly spicy chile beer, so we finally complied. Aged in Rum barrels with Habaneros, this version of chocolate Sombrero is on a mission from God (to ignite your palette).
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	Clown Shoes - Leaving Atlantis Style: American IPA ABV: 7.00% IPA with Chardonnay Grape Must, Huell Melon and El Dorado Hops.
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Clown Shoes - Leviathan
Style: Triple IPA
ABV: 11.00%

A new creation from Clown Shoes Beer might seem a bit familiar to fans of Harpoon Brewery. The beer is named Leviathan, an 11 percent ABV triple IPA that features “massive hop additions.” In a post on the Boston-based brewery’s Facebook page, the new IPA is a “re-make” of Harpoon’s 10 percent ABV Leviathan triple IPA brewed with Amarillo, Centennial, Chinook and Simcoe hops in the “Clown Shoes style.”

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	Clown Shoes - Lil Crispy Style: American Pale Ale ABV: 4.80%
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	Clown Shoes - Luchador En Fuego Style: Imperial Stout ABV: 11.00% Our third anniversary beer enhances Chocolate Sombrero, using extra ancho chile and adding chipotle pepper. We aged the brew 100% in Wild Turkey and Heaven Hill bourbon barrels. May it leap onto your palate majestically, like a luchador who flies into the ring from atop the highest rope.
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	Clown Shoes - Mango Style: Kolsch ABV: 6.00% Crunkle Sam, tired of being a mere anomaly as a most refreshing summertime Barleywine, targeted a German beer style and bastardized it. He had us brew a traditional Kolsch, but made us add sweet orange peel and all natural mango flavor. Warning: This beer is NOT Reinheitsgebot!
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	Clown Shoes - Mangö Style: Kolsch ABV: 5.50% IBU: 25.0 Crunkle Sam, tired of being a mere anomaly as a most refreshing summertime Barleywine, targeted a German beer style and bastardized it. He had us brew a traditional Kolsch, but made us add sweet orange peel and all natural mango flavor. Warning: This beer is NOT Reinheitsgebot!
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Clown Shoes - Mango Farm
Style: American IPA
ABV: 5.80% IBU: 30.0

Crunkle Sam used to worry about how he’d find the time to pick all of these damn mangoes. But the orchard’s new owner has a few helpful techniques from her days as a bubble farmer that instantly boosted productivity on the Mango Farm. Thanks to her, they’ve already harvested more mangos in a month than all of last year. Now they just need to keep the Intergalactic League of Farmers happy…

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	Clown Shoes - Mango Kolsch Style: Kolsch ABV: 5.50% IBU: 25.0 Crunkle Sam, tired of being a mere anomaly as a most refreshing summertime Barleywine, targeted a German beer style and bastardized it. He had us brew a traditional Kolsch, but made us add sweet orange peel and all natural mango flavor. Warning: This beer is NOT Reinheitsgebot
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	Clown Shoes - Mocha Sombrero Style: American Stout ABV: 7.00% Variant of the Mexican-Style Chocolate Stout, Chocolate Sombrero, featuring coffee and vanilla.
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	Clown Shoes - Moon Bear Style: Milk Stout ABV: 7.00% Milk stout brewed with Vietnamese dark roast coffee.
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	Clown Shoes - Muffin Top Style: Belgian Ale ABV: 10.50% Muffin Top combines the attributes of a Belgian Tripel with a huge burst of American hops. Intense flavors from the Belgian yeast, reminiscent of candied fruits, mix with the hop bitterness and sweet orange peel to create a unique take on a Belgian-Style ale.
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	Clown Shoes - Octofest Style: Marzen ABV: 5.50% Marzen dry-hopped with Idaho 7 and Huell Melon hops.
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Clown Shoes - Ohio Unidragon 2017
Style: Russian Imperial Stout
ABV: 11.50%

It was hot and the Unidragon was in a mood to play. While Katherine had places to go and people to see, the Unidragon looked longingly at the five rivers in Dayton. She took off the leash and let the creature frolic and play in the fountain at RiverScape Metropark. This Russian Imperial Stout is made exclusively for Ohio double dry-hopped with Ohio grown hops.

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	Clown Shoes - Once Upon a Time in The Far East with Espresso Style: Double Stout ABV: 14.00% Imperial Stout Brewed with Vietnamese Coffee
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Clown Shoes - Origin Story
Style: Barrel-Aged IPA
ABV: 9.75%

Prideful. Blinded by (unfounded?) dislike? Master Clown Shoes challenged the leader of the upstart Motherless Children School of Kung Fu to a duel. He wanted to win, but he didn’t want to maim the man. Shamed, Master Clown Shoes leaves behind his own teacher, as well as his distraught students. He finds his way to a remote brewery in the mountains, where he waits, quietly, anonymous but for his exceptionally large feet, pondering a path to be redeemed. Rich and complex notes of bourbon and oak mingle uniquely with subtle hoppiness and a sturdy, slightly sweet, malt backbone.

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	Clown Shoes - Outer Limits Style: Cold IPA ABV: 6.50% We brewed this crisp, hoppy, Cold India Pale thing to enjoy as we celebrate thirteen years gone by. If there’s one thing we can agree on it’s that 13 years of Clown Shoes have been a quirky, wild ride!
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	Clown Shoes - Pecan Pie Style: Porter ABV: 8.00% We aged a third of the recipe in bourbon barrels and changed our pecan roasting method, so the beer will have a much different taste.
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Clown Shoes - Photosphere Phil
Style: India Pale Ale
ABV: 7.00%

Most humans recline on a chaise lounge by the pool.. or at the beach. Not Phil, the Clown Shoes representative for CA. Phil motors up to the photosphere of our sun, where a temperature of 6000K does not defeat his epic ability to chill. The beer is built off of the recipe for Space CAke, but with a lower alcohol by volume, more crisp body, and Citra hops.

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Clown Shoes - Pineapple Space Cake
Style: American IPA
ABV: 7.75%

The Space Cake armada has built a reputation of merciless tactics and relentless conquests that have placed them at the forefront of intergalactic forces. But now they’ve gone one step further…a tropical twist. Pineapple puree brings luscious tropical citrus flavor to this Double IPA. Matching that fruit flavor are juicy citrus hop notes from additions of Mosaic and Azacca hops.

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	Clown Shoes - Porcine Unidragon Style: Double Stout ABV: 12.50% IBU: 70.0 Smoked malt, bourbon aged.
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	Clown Shoes - Pumpkin Sombrero Style: Pumpkin Beer ABV: 7.00% Mexican-Style Chocolate Stout with Pumpkin Puree! No shortage on spices and roast aromas. Intense.
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Clown Shoes - Rainbows Are Real
Style: American IPA
ABV: 6.75%

Rainbows Are Real, a vibrant IPA, is hazy and brewed with the terpenes Linalool and Beta-Pinene. The terpenes enhance floral and pine notes and supplement sweet, citrusy hops. The aromatic compounds, derived from natural botanical sources, are used to elevate the beer’s aroma. In this case, their floral and piney flavors supplement the sweet malt backbone and juicy mix of Azacca, Citra, and Mosaic hops. This allows Rainbows are Real to shine in a new way.

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	Clown Shoes - Rexx Style: Imperial Red Ale ABV: 10.00% We like dinosaurs. We especially like Rexx, our prehistoric pal who wears clown shoes, drinks bourbon, and spends his doomed days in exile from the other Tyrannosauruses, choosing to romp with friendlier beasts. Rexx, we dedicate this Imperial Red Ale aged in Heaven Hill and Four Roses bourbon barrels to you buddy.
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	Clown Shoes - Ride the Lion Style: Wee Heavy ABV: 11.00% Descended from a notorious clan of Scottish lore, head brewer Dan Lipke channeled the Tartan tapestry encoded in his DNA to create a formidable Wee Heavy. The beer has been aged 100% in fresh bourbon barrels. Ask yourself, “Who needs to ride the lion?”
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Clown Shoes - Snow On the Maple Tree
Style: Imperial Stout
ABV: 12.50%

Inspiration Guides us, here at Clown Shoes. When I tried this Imperial Stout, a quiet, serene feeling spread through me. A vision of a Japanese maple tree weathering a snow storm presented itself. Looking closer, I saw frolicking Manchurian cranes in Clown Shoes. Weird, Yes! But Nice! Aged in Bourbon Barrels that had premium maple syrup aged in them as well, this beer is a beautiful compliment for a winter night.

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	Clown Shoes - Space Cake Style: Double IPA ABV: 9.00% IBU: 90.0 This double IPA utilizes citrusy Mosaic hops and an immaculate West Coast style malt backbone. Dude...chill out. Enjoy some Space Cake!
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	Clown Shoes - Space Cake No. 7 Style: Double IPA ABV: 7.77% Space Cake #7, a 7.77 percent ABV IPA brewed with Mosaic hops that has been dry-hopped with seven different varietals: centennial, Citra, Ella, Galaxy, Idaho 7, Mosaic, and nelson sauvin. The IPA uses the Ipswich, Mass.-based brewery’s Space Cake IPA (9 percent ABV) as its base, a beer that was first released in 2013.
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	Clown Shoes - Space Cake No.10 Style: Double IPA ABV: 10.00% Space Cake’s classic sweet malt backbone maintains a balancing presence in this limited release. Bolstering that strong malt presence is an unrelenting procession of ten hop additions from boil to dry hop, making this Triple IPA a powerhouse of hop aroma and flavor from across the spectrum of tropical fruit, pine, citrus, and resin.
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	Clown Shoes - Space Cupcake Style: American IPA ABV: 6.00% IBU: 30.0 Space Cake’s signature sweet malt backbone and juicy hop profile meets a sessionable 6% ABV in this American IPA. Mosaic hops are front and center in the citrusy aroma and flavor this delectable IPA presents.
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	Clown Shoes - Tarheel Unidragon Style: Russian Imperial Stout ABV: 12.50% IBU: 50.0 The great state of North Carolina is known for its friendly people, beautiful mountains, incredible beer scene and now... a Tarheel Unidragon. For this beer, we used Heritage and Carolina Rye malt from Riverbend Malt house in Asheville to brew a new version of Blaecorn Unidragon, and aged it in bourbon barrels.
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	Clown Shoes - The Ballad of Minnie Quay Style: Old Ale ABV: 11.00% Old Ale aged in brandy barrels.
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	Clown Shoes - The Barista Style: Espresso Ale ABV: 8.50% A Clown Shoes legend, Brown Angel put away her dancing shoes to focus on extracting espresso, brewing coffee and pouring latte art with zen-like focus. The Barista Breakfast Brown is crafted with Maris Otter malt, flaked oatmeal, cold brewed espresso, milk sugar and the spirit of angel wings.
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	Clown Shoes - The Drongo Style: Sour ABV: 6.50% Half Sour IPA
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Clown Shoes - The Exercising of Baxter
Style: American Imperial Stout
ABV: 11.00%

For years we’ve been banishing evil through our “Exorcism” series. But we decided that for the next beer in the series, what Baxter really needs is some exercise. The Exercising of Baxter is an American Imperial Stout aged in Rum and Port barrels. Notes of dark chocolate and aged fruit blend with rich flavors of roasted malt.

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Clown Shoes - The Stranger
Style: Hefeweizen
ABV: 7.70% IBU: 40.0

This could be our strangest label we have ever produced, which is saying something, so we named it: The Stranger. Cousin Steve put his interstellar tour on hold to spend quality time in The Outland with a German Yeast Monster and his pet pug. Dry hopped with Mosaic, Amarillo, and Huell Melon hops this Hefeweizen combines German tradition, American innovation, as well as Cosmic inspiration.

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	Clown Shoes - The Train I Ride Style: Triple IPA ABV: 11.00% IBU: 58.0 The Train I Ride, an 11 percent ABV triple IPA that has been dry-hopped with Columbus, Galaxy and Mosaic hops. Brewed to celebrate our 8th anniversary.
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	Clown Shoes - Third Party Camidate Style: Hoppy Lager ABV: 6.60% IBU: 75.0 A dry hopped lager
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	Clown Shoes - Tropical Blender Style: Smoothie IPA ABV: 7.00% Smoothie IPA with guava, pineapple, and mango purees, and lactose
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	Clown Shoes - Tuscan Picnic Style: Rosé IPA ABV: 7.50% This Rosé IPA is brewed with Lambrusco Grape Juice for sweet fruit flavor and a refreshing dryness reminiscent of a picnic-perfect Rosé!
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Clown Shoes - Undead Party Crasher
Style: Imperial Stout
ABV: 10.00%

In a world full of uncertainty, hardship, and people trying to hold us back, do we need the undead and trademark attorneys too? Clown Shoes says, "No, die, monsters, die!" Forces of darkness brought about a change in the name of this beer, which was released to celebrate our second anniversary, but it still sports signature dark malts, holy water, and malt smoked locally with hickory and ash.

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	Clown Shoes - VERY ANGRY BEAST Style: Stout ABV: 11.00% Blend of Vampire Slayer & Blaecorn Unidragon aged in bourbon barrels.
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	Clown Shoes - Wagon Wheel Style: New England IPA ABV: 6.50% New england style india pale ale.
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	Clown Shoes - Zebra Jon Style: Double IPA ABV: 8.00% Southeast Florida boasts Zebra Jon, who drives our sales with unique style. Because he is the Pied Piper of Zebra Butterflies, we captured this image of him taking his black winged pals on a jaunt down the beach. Brewed with Mango Guava and Mosaic Hops, this IPA pays homage to his majestic soul.
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	Clown Shoes - Zebra Warren Style: Double IPA ABV: 8.00% Double IPA brewed with mango and pink guava.
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	Clown Shoes - Zen Garden Style: New England IPA ABV: 6.75% New England-Style IPA brewed with Azacca, Citra and Mosaic hops.
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